(NSFW) Genital Jousting's Date Night update is here to make your Valentine's Day, er, interesting

By Melvyn Tan on Feb 14, 2017

Image source: YouTube
Image source: YouTube

If you had ever thought of partaking in some genital jousting with your partner on Valentine's Day, well you're in luck. Because, in celebration of "love, romance, and sensible spending", Early Access title Genital Jousting has released a Date Night update and is also 50% off for the whole week.

What sort of romantic activities could a game like Genital Jousting offer? you might be wondering. Well, perhaps this brief description from the Steam announcement post might enlighten and maybe even entice you:

"The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically designed for two players - whether they be together in a warm local multiplayer embrace, or in an internet-based long distance relationship.

Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update out on Steam today."

I can't imagine people penetrating one another while picking roses or bowling in real life, so it's a great that Genital Jousting will let you do it in a game, eh? Just remember that both players will take the form of a wriggly male genital that inexplicably possesses an anus, so it might not exactly match your expectations or fantasies.

Aside from the Date Night update activities, Genital Jousting offers various other opportunities for penetration among up to eight players in online or local multiplayer. In these modes, you will have to "penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges." 

That 50% discount means that you can get the game for only RM6, which is a pretty cheap price when it comes to paying for penetration, I believe. You can even customize your bloody genital.

If you're interested by all this talk of genitals and jousting and penetration, well, I suppose it is my obligation to direct you to the game's Steam page.

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Melvyn Tan
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A secretly eccentric college student who writes occasionally for Gamehubs and mostly plays shooters on PC. His gaming interests also extend to sneaking around in sizeable environments, slashing at things and commanding glorious armies. He prefers his turn-based strategy games to involve miniatures and dice however, and hopes to experience the whole of NieR: Automata soon.
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