It looks like local gaming store Gamer's Hideout is offering more than just purely gaming-related goods in anticipation for this coming Valentine's Day, as the contents of its PS4 FAP-ulous Valentine packages show.
While the PlayStation 4 console (with 500GB worth of space) bundled in both packages is welcome, more notable is the fact that the bundled game is Dead or Alive Xtreme 3, a spin-off from a fighting game series that features - ahem - fun beach activities with some of the franchise's female characters. Even more notable are the Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 items seen in the picutre, and the most obvious ones are the mousepads that effortlessly stand out in the Facebook post's picture.
Featuring the characters Marie Rose and Honoka respectively, these mousepads aren't your standard mousepads. As you might have noticed, they both contain protrusions that - combined with the images and the body portions that are protuding outwards - turn a standard computer accessory into a gamer's guilty pleasure.
To be fair, wrist rest mousepads do serve a purpose, which is to protect your wrists. Oppai mousepads like these are the same, except that they serve a dual purpose. It's a win-win, basically, though the images and elevated boobs might raise questions among your family members. Good thing the wrist rest provides a valid excuse, eh?
Anyway, here are the contents and prices of the two FAP-ulous packages.
Goodness gracious, they're even including exclusive Gamer's Hideout toilet rolls in these packages! They're really serious about this.
To help you decide whether to go for the "Ferocious" option or not, below are the contents of the Fortune and Super Pack versions respectively, according to the Dead or Alive wiki:
DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME 3 (SAIKYO PACKAGE)
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune Collector’s Edition (PS4)
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Venus Collector’s Edition (PS Vita)
- 9 B2 Sized (500W x 707L millimeters) Extreme Bath Posters
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Fortune [Collector's Edition] PS4JPN US$ 149.99pre
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Venus [Collector's Edition] PSVitaJPN US$ 139.99pre
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 [Saikyou Package] PSVita, PS4JPN US$ 399.99pre
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Fortune PS4JPN US$ 73.99pre
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Venus